May 2013
When you're listening to a song and it stops...
laugh-addict:
foxnewsofficial:
call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs
pizzaforpresident:
fffcuk:
pizzaforpresident:
Did you know that AT&T stands for “Ass, Titties, Ass and Titties”?
that would make it ATA&T
You’re so dumb what do you think the & stands for??
weirdteenblogger:
if you don’t know the words to Fabulous by Sharpay Evans then your life must be awful
gingerbatch-addict:
salaamender:
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that...
I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7...
laugh-addict:
They burst through the door like
And Im just like
When you've been crying in your room and somebody...
sodamnrelatable:
boyhands:
i want to start a girl gang but not the cute rookie kind i mean like a real mob-type gang where we put hits on powerful men and fix sports games and run a black market of sex toys and stolen valentino dresses
What I feel like in the morning
laugh-addict:
your-pal-lindsay:
thesmoshfangirl:
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
aquus:
yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
