pricksatmywindow:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don’t have money, I want everything.

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

gothbaby:

omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”

abbdeeta:

sexualfavours:

Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?

It’s like ‘Who designs this shit?’

When my friend abandons me at a party.

cali-horizon:

i’m going to try to do a random act of kindness each day on tumblr once summer starts

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight